such ironies occur in my life that I can’t help write about them:
This was a headline this AM and the story that follows was sent by a friend.
Prescription drug abuse grows in U.S.
September 06, 2007 07:12 AM ET
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - More young U.S. adults are abusing prescription medications, particularly painkillers, according to the government’s annual report on substance abuse released on Thursday.
> A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. > > The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need Cyanide?” > > The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.> > The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord, have mercy—I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any Cyanide?” > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription
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